Deranged Assistant
$0.18

Deranged Assistant

Creature — Human Wizard

, Mill a card: Add . (Activate only as an instant. To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."

Ultimate Masters

UMA #49

$0.18

Common

Deranged Assistant from UMA

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Brawl
LEGAL
Commander
LEGAL
Duel
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Future
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Frontier
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Historic
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Legacy
LEGAL
Modern
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Oathbreaker
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Pauper
LEGAL
Penny
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Pioneer
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Standard
LEGAL
Vintage

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