Fat Ass
Creature — Donkey Shaman
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.
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Other printings
Legalities
UNKNOWN
Brawl
UNKNOWN
Commander
UNKNOWN
Duel
UNKNOWN
Future
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Frontier
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Historic
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Legacy
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Modern
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Oathbreaker
UNKNOWN
Pauper
UNKNOWN
Penny
UNKNOWN
Pioneer
UNKNOWN
Standard
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Vintage